Is There a Doctor...

...on my phone?

So, in case there was any doubt Doc Hawaii was a doctor, he PAGED me while I was on the treadmill. Hilarious to me. Like was there an emergency to talk to me? I'm surprised my phone didn't say STAT on it.

He was going on and on about how he's just going to take a photo of himself with his new camera phone and send it to me. I said OK, do it. Then he started telling me again about the new house. I understand, really, when people get new homes, there's such excitement involved. I just....I don't know....have any interest in hearing about it. The topics seemed random. From what he wants the gardener (*ahem*) to plant in the yard to replacing the doorknobs because the salt ate through them all, to the house having 3 decks (one for sun, one with covered shade, and I honestly can't recall the 3rd one), to how all good doctors will retire if Obama's healthcare plans go through, to how Michael Jackson's doctor is in deep shit. He just kept talking. He would ask me a question, but it didn't seem like he was really hearing my answers. He did remember that I was from Massachusetts, I'll give him that point.

He asked, "So how often do you get away..."

Well, darhhhhling, I simply hop on my private jet and fly off for the week-end any bloody damn time I want.

Oh wait, no, that's not me.

No. I have dogs. That's right.

And no money. But I do have a megamillions ticket. So you never know.

My answer, "Not nearly as often as I'd like...."

Judges say: Good answer, good answer. (Family Feud anyone?)

The closest he'll be to me geographically is (wait for it.....) Vegas in about a month's time. What is it with the references to Vegas in my life? All signs point to Vegas. Chicago guy and I haven't stopped talking about it. Oh what a laugh it would be if I could meet up with both of them in Sin City. Awkward......nahhhhhhhhhh.

I'm sure he'll forget to take a photo. I think he would forget his head if it wasn't attached. Hmmm, maybe he's been around anesthesia too long.




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#12 / 138
Tuesday, July 28
Life Fitness Treadmill
Standing heart rate: 74
Average heart rate: 134
Max heart rate: 1153
Workout mode: RANDOM mode level 19@3.0 mph
Calories: 914 Distance: 2.82 Time: 65:00

NOTE: I may be stiff today but it was worth the high I felt last night. I'm getting nervous about meeting the Chicago guy, and the exercise definitely helped. But I need more sleep.