In honor of He's Just Not That Into You opening today, I'm offering up my OKC dating profile for your careful analysis.
Your Mission, should you choose to accept it, is to read, analyze, rewrite, and/or critique my online OKC profile. Of course, praise is good too, I'll take praise. LOL Serious and humorous responses will be appreciated and perhaps even shared and implemented. Show your Mom, show your sister, show your best blogger buddy who doesn't know me, show your best friend, show your gay guy friend, show your brother!
In light of PT guy's last and final crisis excuse (oh yes, there was another one) that he can't meet (and I never expected him to meet), it seems clear that he's just not that into me, regardless of what he says. He has a busy life with many priorities in front of meeting someone. That's fine. That's his choice. My choice is to keep on looking while he figures out how to start the boat.
Harry Potter (remember him?) told me "Your profile is almost too good...it is somewhat off-putting for guys who might think they can't possibly measure up." I find that hard to believe. I feel that if my profile weeds out the weaker links, then it is doing a job well done. Besides he was "just trying me on for size," anyway. Yeah, gotta love those words, literally. So much for a Springsteen fan being a match.
Anyway, so here are the thumbnails of my profile, as well as the photos I have up (I'm allowed 10 and I can choose an order for them to be displayed). You can email (donnamariagray at gmail dot com) your comments or write your comments here. There's no deadline for this, but I was already planning to rework it after V-Day.
Note: I made the tone of my profile humorous because I read a lot of research that indicated men like a woman with a witty sense of humor.
Caption: Springsteen fans, where are you?
Caption: I support Make It Right, rebuilding the 9th Ward.
Caption: I'm serious but fun, and I'm just a little bit wild at heart.
Caption: National Winter Static Alert, Call Jack Bauer
Caption: Do I look 39 yet?
Caption: Christmas is over but I don't want to put away the Santa Hat.
Yes, Red Sox fan in Yankee Stadium. I love the game, do you?
Caption: I love jeans but I clean up nicely if you're taking me somewhere special.