Tonight is the night. Sox either win this and advance to the World Series or they go home for the season. And I'm sorry, but not much else matters. Not the fact that I've ballooned a gazillon pounds or that I may not ever have sex again in my lifetime.
Here's how I feel today. Yankee fans, you've got nothing to talk about. This has been the Sox decade, not the Yankee decade. Your guys have been playing golf for how many weeks now?
Here's what Red Sox Nation is going to have going for it tonight!
A large dose of awe-inspiring, cancer-beating pitcher. I've seen him twice this year, and twice he was lights out fantastic. If we can just get to the World Series, that will show the strength this team has.
The rest of the world, and all of the $%^@ political, financial bullshit, can just go jump off a short pier. I'm not interested right now.
Losing Weight; Finding Men
"Never make someone a priority in your life when you are just their option."