Well, my Nine Day contest definitely isn't for Lent, but it sure is for a greater sense of self empowerment.
At least that is what I'm telling myself after the first 24 hours of abstinence.
I am a self-confessed 2x/day-er. Morning and night.
What?
Why not?
What's wrong with that?
Nothing.
Exactly.
But last night as I put my friend The Blue Dolphin (whom you may refer to as BOB in your life) away somewhere so I wouldn't be reminded of him in the days to come, I thought this little experimental contest with The Photographer is exactly in line with my goals....to achieve control over things that I choose to control. Eating, exercising, self-gratification, it is all one in the same!
TA-EFFIN-DA!
Even though The Photographer got cutesy on me, sending over a shirtless photo of himself to "push me over the edge," while razzing me that I couldn't last 24 hours, I held out!
It's in the bag. I got this.
5 comments:
I loved that episode on Seinfeld! This is going to be so fun. Maybe more so for us than you. haha
I still can't get over 2 times a day! You really are insatiable!! :) Reow.
We Sags are the sexy thinkers of the zodiac!
Nine days, that's a long time. The longest I've done is about a week, after my vasectomy.
Wow, I'm impressed with twice a day as well! Although this does remind me to add batteries to my grocery list... :-)
As a self proclaimed daily "pleasurer" myself I don't know how you will be able to do it! If i'm not having sex with someone else I need to at least be having it with myself or I get cranky...like a man that's hungry kind of cranky.
I'm so amused by this little contest...
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