I have so much to tell you and no time to tell it.
I confess, I have been holding out on you all.
I got - married - in Vegas!!!!
Is anyone still breathing? My family shouldn't be surprised. After all, I got married before without telling them. This is par for the course.
Being a new wife is just exhausting.
Especially when you're Mrs. George Clooney...
(Damn instant-dress wouldn't latch and damn Chicago wouldn't wait until I grabbed it with my other hand....geesh, I'm wide but I'm not THAT wide! But good thing George loves me anyway!)
More fun to come! Wait for it!
Mrs George Clooney
Losing Weight; Finding Men
"Never make someone a priority in your life when you are just their option."