I should give an online prize....hmmm.....what could I do.
Well, I could design some bling for you or consult on a new design or colors for your blog. Or I could guest blog...maybe if I promise to be really funny. Or I could write you a poem based on your life. Or bake you dog-hair cookies.
Well, let's see if anyone even takes the bloody test shall we? If you were at the party, you cannot participate online. If you don't have a blog and you win, we'll sort it out.
Each answer (and sub-answer within each question) is worth 1 point. For example, there is more than one answer in the 1st question; Each answer is worth 1 point. Bonus answers=1 point.
I am holding off on posting the answers in the comment section, because silly me, that's where you need to paste your answers. I'm bright like that.
I hope it is worth a laugh.
1. International guys tend to like me. Select the countries I've dated men from....
Bonus: I currently have a crush on a guy from what country?
2. They say time mellows us all. I have done a few things I said I would "never" do. Are these any of them?
Date a Republican.
Root for the Yankees.
Drive into NYC.
Swim in the Hudson River.
Stand outside Bruce Springsteen's house.
3. In which city and year did I get married? October 2....
Bonus: We broke a civil law getting married. What was it?
4. What is one of my favorite expressions?
It is better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all.
If it is meant to be, it will be.
If I don't laugh, I'll cry.
If only my dog could wear a suit, I'd have a date on Saturday night.
If you love something, let it go.
5. In New Jersey, I live:
In a condo on the Jersey shore.
As close to Bruce Springsteen's house as possible.
In a house on a lake.
In a carriage house on a beautiful estate.
Bonus: Rent or own?
6. I have:
two dogs and one cat
five cats and one dog
three dogs and three cats
one dog and one cat
Bonus: One of the animals is named after a character from a TV/movie series. Name the TV/movie series.
7. I have how many tattoos?
Bonus: True or False: I want to get one (or one more).
8. Which comedian makes me laugh the most these days?
Bonus: I was in the live audience for a taping of what show in NYC?
9. When I was in 2nd grade class, what scandalous act did I commit?
Kissed a girl.
Punched a boy.
Took my shirt off.
Swore at the teacher.
Bonus: True or False: My reasoning at the time was that my mother told me to do it.
10. If I didn't have doggies depending upon me, I would:
Travel the world as a poet.
Live on a horse farm in Kentucky.
Move to Canada to study wolves.
Work on a cruise ship.
Bonus: Yes or No: I will publish my writing some day.