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Saturday, October 3, 2009

Fucking Hypocrite

And now for something...self-exposing and revealing. At least, I think so. I am always up for a little introspection if in the end I've learned something. Want to come along for the ride?

Family members may not wish to read this sexploit. As if the post title didn't warn you.

Today we're going to remove our Bridget Jones' hats and we're going to don our Samantha Jones' hats. You know, her hats are much more fun anyway.

“A guy can just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first date as he can if you wait until the tenth.”

Thank you Samantha.

I consider myself to be fairly intuitive, self-aware, and enlightened. I try to do no harm to others, while standing tall for myself. I still try to see the good in people first, despite the countless times I've been proven wrong. I put myself in another's shoes when most people don't even know the meaning of the word empathy. In fact, I might be a little too empathetic.

So, it hit me pretty hard on the head on Friday after a quick "coffee meet & greet" when an OKStupid potential turned into a long seductive staring match across dinner, with mad-PDA (yes it horrifies me too) liplocking dessert with a delicious man in a parking lot.

What was it that hit me on the head? That I am a complete and absolute hypocrite.

I've written about and put down all of the guys who wanted to fuck me but not date me, and here I was so turned on by this particular guy for some reason that I would gladly have driven to the first private location we could find to get it on.

The idea was suggested, yes, by me. And it was discussed, it was seriously discussed, and it was decided, again by my schizophrenic self, that it would be best to wait...until the 2nd date.

Heat of the moment? Maybe. But he went with it.

And I know what you're wondering. No alcohol was involved for either of us. This was a sober facesucking experience. And we've been communicating rather intently since we've left each other's side last night. I have new appreciation for pillowtalk.

So in retro, perhaps all these dates I've been going on, I wasn't really bothered by the guys wanting to shag (the Brit definition, not the southern US definition...hahaha CG!) me that night, it was just that I didn't feel the same attraction for them.

This should have been so bloody obvious to me. But no. It wasn't. Until now. So, now I will just say "eh, the attraction wasn't there," rather than beat my head against the desk because yet another guy wants to bang. It should be a compliment if a guy wants you, but we know most will bang anything. But that's OK, because we know that. If we can remember it, we're ahead of the game. In the end, it is still our choice. And I'll take those odds.

Oh....so, you want to know who is my yummy FutureSex partner? 42, divorced financial analyst (what is it with me and the finance guys?), Greek-born, brown chocolate eyes, bald, 6'0, with very nice hands and a very warm, seductive voice. Travelled the commuter train out from the city to meet me which I found incredibly erotic this time around but have previously found desperate and dull with other guys.

The planets must be flipped upside down or something.

Or I'm just inching ever closer to my peak and thinking about sex more often than ever.

That is definitely the truth. In fact, I'm hoping the Wedding Crashers show up at my cousin's wedding. No stage 5 clinger here boys. Just sayin'.

Hello my name is _____________ and I have the libido of an average 18 year old boy.

Want to fuck?

How about now?

Now?


___________

I Ated It

Friday, October 2

brekkie
PB on sesame toast
tea, tea, and more tea

lunch
bacon cheddar burger with onions on english muffin
fries
ranch dressing

dinner
tossed salad w/ grilled chicken
tea
water

Note: It was Friday. Ha.

7 comments:

Carolina Girl said...

OMG I am SO INTRIGUED by this man!!!! I can't wait to hear more (and more and more) haha I hope he shags you rotten baby, YEA. (the British version that is!!) lol

Denise @ Sunflowers, Chocolate and Little Boys said...

I am waiting to see what happens next....you go girl!

S. said...

I'd say that if you want to do it so bad that you're practically stripping in the parking lot, that's a pretty reasonable sign that you should! :-)

Maruska Morena said...

OMG.. LOL.. I have to say that I agree with your sentiments. :) Its funny when two men do the same thing and one of them you want to kill the other you want to fuck all night long.

No wonder men can't understand us. :)

Sarah said...

Woohoo! Can't wait to hear more! When is the 2nd date??

Soxy Deb said...

BWAHAHAHAHA!! "Do I make you horny baby?"
Sorry, I thought we had an Austin Powers thing going.

He sounds perfectly f*ckable! I'll be interested to see if he IS.


On another note, what airport would I fly into if I am able to come to your Forever 39 party? I was going to check on tix.

MissMelisaMae said...

I'm just going to leave you with my second favorite quote of all time...

"The best way to be rid of temptation is to yield to it" - Oscar Wilde

XOXO

you're like butter to me

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