Losing Weight; Finding Men: Next, Next, Next

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Next, Next, Next

Well, I had to tell Dog Advice Guy things last night that he should have already realized, but you know, sometimes we can't see the obvious in our own lives. I had to tell him that 1. there's no way he's emotionally ready for another relationship and 2. there's no way I'm ever getting involved with a "not yet divorced" man. He took it in stride, agreeing with me that at best he's capable of being a casual bang buddy. Of which I had to tell him, I can understand that, but that's not going to happen with me. And still he tried to kiss me. I know, I know, over the weekend I was lamenting that I didn't have exactly that, but this guy's hands are smaller than mine, I think his head fits in the palm of my hand for god's sake. You get the picture. Sex with him would not be worthwhile for me.

But, lest you think I'm unloved... *oh the laughter heard around the country is hilarious*

There's a bodyguard for the Knicks (hmmm, basketball players, not sure I like that scene at all) who speaks very little English who would like to go out with me. He speaks, of course.....Italian! See the tie-in? I'm thinking I could pick up a few words if I date him. Brings new meaning to Rosetta Stone, don't you think?

There's also a painter, residential and industrial not artistic (although I think knowing one's color palette is artistic), but he's "trying to quit smoking." We chat, but until he gets his habit under 10 cigs a day, I don't think I could meet him. I don't think he'd be able to spend an hour with me without smoking. And I can't even bear to think of a kiss with an ashtray. Blech. I told him this, he seems determined, says he's already down from a pack and a half a day. Yikes, how many cigs are in a pack? Well, I was the reason my ex-husband quit smoking, perhaps I can inspire this guy too.

And speaking of inspiration.....tonight is the FIRST spring training game! Hush, don't roll your eyes - there are few things left that entertain me anymore! I know Soxy Deb doesn't even think it is baseball season yet, but with the wonderful creation of MLB Network TV station, members of the Red Sox Nation living outside the NESN zone finally have a means of watching some games without paying extra for it! Tonight's game is on! WOO! Go Sox!

New shirt, new season. Bring it on!

2 comments:

Debz said...: Fair enough I wouldn't have known if you didn't drop me the email, but I'm all over it now.
I'll have to DVR it though, so don't tell me what happens.; February 25, 2009 at 12:42 PM
Sarah said...: A bodyguard for the Knicks? I see no down side here. Go for it!; February 25, 2009 at 12:49 PM

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