I Need a Sign

I need a sign...somebody send me a sign...

I'm going to make a sign for picking Chicago up at the airport. Cuz I embrace my inner geek like that. But you can help me be a little funny and cute and then maybe the geek won't shine straight thru.

What should the sign say?

So far, my ideas are limited:

~ CHICAGO ~

(What is he, a Broadway musical?)


~ ROCKSTAR CAMP ~

(I might get other passengers disembarking...)


~ MR BURGUNDY ~

(Because of this)

Help me find something clever and witty.

I'll pay you.

In kindness.

Or Turkish lira.

Whichever is worth more to you.







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Tuesday, August 4
Life Fitness Treadmill
Standing heart rate: 78
Average heart rate: 142
Max heart rate: 158
Workout mode: RANDOM mode level 19@3.0
Calories: 943 Distance: 2.93 Time: 65:00

NOTE: Reached a personal best in distance for 65 minutes. Nice. I wonder if I can get to 3 miles, that would be awesome. Felt GREAT today. No sickness at all. Around minute 38:00 felt so light and free, like I could float away.

I Ated It
bluebran vitatop muffin top
1 tablespoon Smartbalance PB
1 slice of Ezekiel bread
scrambled eggs
salt-free trail mix with cranberries
1 gallon water
36 ounces of unsweetened iced tea
1181 calorie chicken burrito @ Moe's (WAY better than the 1620 calories nachos)

NOTE: I exercised before eating dinner. I'm learning.